1. Ever stop to think & forget to start again? (34)                                                        
2. I can resist anything except temptation (34)
3. It takes a lot of talent to fall a month behind in just one day (49)                                 
4. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused (69)
5. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most (39)                                 
6. See no evil, Hear no evil, Date no evil (29)
7. I’m not unorganized, I just need a bigger craft room (41)                                          
8. Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance? (39)                                                               
9. If the shoe fits…buy it in every color (30)
10. Lord, Grant me patience to deal with my blessings (40)                                                
11. Lord, Grant me patience…but please hurry (33)                                                    
12. I’ll rise, but I won’t shine until noon (29)
13. I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully (34)
14. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about? (42)             
15. The queen has spoken (17)                         
16. I may be inconsistent, but not all the time. (34)  
17. Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids! (40)  
18. Don’t make me break out my flying monkeys! (33)                       
19. You are the fairest one of all (24)
20. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember a thing (45)
21. You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince (47)
22. A closed mouth gathers no feet (24)
23. Is running behind considered exercise? (33)